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2、iscomft.顯然這姑娘也太不識(shí)趣了Itdidnttakelongtorealizethisgirlcouldnottakeahint.咱們仨在這兒有點(diǎn)擠吧不要緊啊Itscrowdedinherewiththreepeople.Idontmind.毫無(wú)自知之明我們一起推吧Ofanykind.Youwannapushthisonetogether布萊斯你媽媽還等著你去幫忙吧Bryceisntittimefyoutogohelpyourm

3、other是啊是啊Ohyeah.我真是拿她沒(méi)轍Imeannothingwouldstopher.我終于忍無(wú)可忍這時(shí)候詭異的事情卻發(fā)生了Iwasabouttotellhertogetlostwhentheweirdestthinghappened.我真是難以置信Icouldntbelieveit.我居然會(huì)牽著陌生女孩的手ThereIwasholdinghswiththisstrangegirl.我咋就惹上了這種麻煩你好呀HowdidIge

4、tintothismessWellhello.看來(lái)你已經(jīng)認(rèn)識(shí)我兒子了Iseeyouvemetmyson我不得maybewedwalkaroundtogetherhopefullyJuliwouldloseinterest..米娜妮也想打耳洞SoMelaniewantedtogetherearspierced但她老媽也不是省油的燈butofcoursehermothersaidno.她就在家大發(fā)雷霆Soshethrewafit把約翰尼馬蒂

5、斯的精選輯給砸了smashedherJohnnyMathisGreatestHitsalbum結(jié)果就被禁足了shegotgrounded連我的睡衣派對(duì)都來(lái)不了sonowshecantcometomypajamasleepoverparty.直到我所謂的摯友加利特埃恩德ThatisuntilmysupposedbestfriendGarrettEinbinder開(kāi)始打起了雪利的主意tookaninterestinSherryhimself

6、.俗話(huà)說(shuō)得好重色必輕友加利特這個(gè)叛徒LoyaltygavewaytodesireGarretttheturncoat向雪利全盤(pán)托出我的計(jì)劃toldSherrywhatIwasupto.至于朱莉WdgotbacktoJuli她自然又開(kāi)始對(duì)我故技重施prettysoonshestartedupwiththegoogooeyesagain.而且還變本加厲Onlythistimeitwaswse.居然開(kāi)始嗅我Shestartedsniffing